Hair cut anyone?

I hope someday you can tell me why you love getting your hair cut. You are so incredibly enthusiastic about hair cuts! Is it the focused attention by a well coiffed young lady (you throw a fit if we go to a male barber) or is it the lollipop after the fact?

 

Last night when you were hitting on small Russian girls, you were sporting a nifty faux hawk, fresh from the salon. Perhaps that explains your aggressive friend making...